How I Stopped Wasting Money on My Scalp

Hey Jupiter Fam,

I’m Emma, and if you’re anything like me, you’ve probably spent way too much time and money trying to fix your oily scalp. I’ve been there—bathroom full of half-used bottles, scrolling through reviews at midnight, hoping that this product will finally be the one that works. Spoiler alert: none of them were.

For years, my scalp was a total disaster. Oily by lunchtime, flakes that wouldn’t quit, and constant itching that made me want to scream. I tried it all—drugstore quick-fixes, expensive serums, even those questionable DIY treatments (please don’t ask). And after all that money down the drain, I was still stuck with the same problems, ready to surrender to a black-free wardrobe.

I came across Jupiter on Instagram (thanks META) and discovered their Oil Control + Exfoliation Set. Let me tell you—I was skeptical at first. Spending $96.14 on scalp care? But when I did the math, it broke down to about $3 a day throughout the month. Less than I spend on coffee with regular milk. 

Below, please find an unapologetic review, from someone who was *this* close to giving herself an undercut with her boyfriend's razor:

First up, the Balancing Shampoo. This stuff is magic. I’m talking no more greasy hair by midday. It actually rebalances your scalp, so you’re not that person dry shampooing in the office bathroom by 3 PM (which by the way, zero shame).

Then there’s the Nourishing Conditioner. I’ve avoided conditioners like the plague because they always made my hair feel even greasier. But this one? Total opposite. It gives my hair life without turning it into an oil slick, leaving me with soft, shiny hair that still has volume. Honestly, who knew conditioner could do that?

The real MVP, though? The Purifying Scalp Mask. I didn’t even know I needed a scalp mask in my life until I tried this one. It’s like a detox for your scalp—scrubs away all the gross buildup and dead skin, leaving your scalp feeling clean and flake-free. I could finally wear dark tops without worrying about flakes, and I haven’t looked back since.

And I’ve gotta shout out the Restoring Serum and Scalp Brush —these babies come with me everywhere. On days when my scalp’s feeling extra cranky, a little serum calms things down instantly. And the brush? It’s like a mini massage that helps the products really get in there. Plus, it feels amazing. Like, you’ll find excuses to use it. Trust me.

So I ask you, would you pay $3 a day to look and feel this good and confident? My scalp’s balanced, my flakes are history, and I’m not blowing cash on products that promise Sydney Sweeney hair. Get off the struggle bus—you’ll only end up back at the drugstore. Trust me.

xx Emma Olender